gladiatoroftheorists:

thoodleoo:

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

thoodleoo:

the real reason pompey and caesar started a civil war against each other is that they were both alexander the great kin and didn’t want doubles

hey? thoodleoo? i love your blog but this is Unacceptable. 

yall can get as mad as you want but that wont stop it from being true

@house-of-crows true Roman history is so great

I…. I just….. but…. b-but…. n-…. oh what the FUCK-

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time