something something the ides of march do not idly shape a bitch
part of my new modern build world in minecraft… been calling this villa The Regia.
Still finessing the interior, but it has a VERY large kitchen, sunken living room, very nice home office boasting a private garden; mudroom off the garden, rear wrapped porch, second story garden balcony, in ground pool, half basement, and mother-in-law cottage in the backyard. It also features a detached two car garage across from the kitchen entrance. (Also my attempt at an iron sliding gate, but yanno.)
Overall I’ve sunk about ten, eleven hours into this fussing over the details and interior decorating. (need to redo the cottage, but oh well.) Not bad for someone who’s never built a modern house in Minecraft before.
i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:
they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.
Ocean’s XI
“We’re gonna need to pull off the largest Vesuvius since the big one itself”
“What? You think we can’t get the elephants? Hannibal what? Oh come on, the Coliseum is out as well?”
“Okay, so
Spartacus,
Spartacus,
Spartacus,
Spartacus,
Spartacus, and
Spartacus, wait, are you also Spartacus? Okay then”
“This would be so much easier if we had a zero to use in the maths”
“Why do all of these maps point the same way? … Surely not every road? … Every road? … Even the one with the elephants? … Especially the one with the elephants?”
It’s simple! If your muse got into a fight at a fast-food parking lot, or restaurant parking lot in general, which one would it be? McDonald’s, Denny’s, Waffle House, Domino’s, Wendy’s, Chick-Fil-A?
For Hafgrim, he’d absolutely get into a fight in a Texas Roadhouse parking lot.
For Ingvar, he’d get into a fight in a White Castle parking lot.
Moxie would be found in the parking lot of Taco Bell, or anywhere else tacos can be purchased at 3am in the morning when the munchies from a day long drug bender kick in. Girl loves a good taco, or a half-assed one, she’s not terribly picky.
I’m not even joking. This has probably happened on more than one occassion i the Hero Timeline, though I imagine the fights would be rather short since she’d probably absolutely obliterate the average unsuspecting normal citizen.
As a kitsune, Hanako is unconsciously drawn to the paranormal field around a Denny’s.
Liath would most likely be rearing a hammer or two around a Red Robin, or elsewise trying to forge something in the braziers in front of a Copper Canyon Grill.
Eva would be drunk/hungover at Denny’s and probably complaining about the lack of GOOD coffee and get into a fight with Lir about what constitutes “good coffee” anyway. it’s hot, black, and comes with caffeine, lady- *but also can I please have a latte?*
Eirickr would get into a fight at any steakhouse that doesn’t ALSO serve good beer. Will would back him up and wish it was legal to carry swords because Guns Take No Skill™
Justin is Too Much The Gentleman to fight, but he and Fionn would get into a HEATED discussion about politics and what constitutes a Real Republic at the Jack-In-The-Box at 3:37am
Mhartainn is sliding down into the booth, hiding behind his menu, because Why Is There Yelling I Just Wanted Food
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y’all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I gave my best friend a white-golden katana as wedding gift. She was extatic! I can promise that sword or a fancy knife is always a good present for some special lady in your life.
i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:
they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.
Ocean’s XI
See The Eagle. The chariot race was cut, but it’s in the extra features on the DVD.
House Of Crows 