lynati:

ignescent:

shelbyandvali:

fenrir-kin:

erisiana:

ricca-raccoon:

feckyeslife:

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

Oh my god I love this

I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food – the goal is no longer ‘get to food’ it is ‘climb the human’!

UNDER SEIGE!!

gallusrostromegalus:

jonphaedrus:

gallusrostromegalus:

jonphaedrus:

leo got very excited on top of the dresser and so i got a marker to play with him because he likes rattly noises and he stole it from me and picked it up in his mouth and proceeded to bite down as hard as his shitty little jaws would let him to the tune of multiple audible crunching noises so loud james halfway across the room said “is he crunching it?”

when the hard plastic marker body did not yield to his attempts to tooth it into submission the way he does any and all flesh extensions that come within his sphere of destruction, he got bored and threw it at me

I’m trying to figure out what the hell animal you have because this sounds like the aßholery of a bird, the stimming preferences of a rodent and the unnecessary dramatics of a cat.

Also, what the hell autocorrect is that? I can’t even find that key on my phone

A Very Naughty Extremely Long Shitling

Your iguana is very fluffy.

wanderingshiningfootsteps:

gallusrostromegalus:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

k25ff:

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

molly is the champion of purring

i always tell people that it’s an actual problem that we can be watching TV and then someone makes eye contact with molly and we can no longer hear the dialogue, we have to read the subtitles.

and they think we are exaggerating, but a friend came to visit and discovered that, no, that actually happens.

Loud Girl

She sounds like she’s pretending to be a motorcycle!

she can do this for HOURS, by the way. you don’t have to be petting her. i lie down next to her and start reading, and off she goes. ❤

Cripes, that’s the sound the COUGARS make up at the wildlife rescue.

Such a sweet purr!