leo got very excited on top of the dresser and so i got a marker to play with him because he likes rattly noises and he stole it from me and picked it up in his mouth and proceeded to bite down as hard as his shitty little jaws would let him to the tune of multiple audible crunching noises so loud james halfway across the room said “is he crunching it?”
when the hard plastic marker body did not yield to his attempts to tooth it into submission the way he does any and all flesh extensions that come within his sphere of destruction, he got bored and threw it at me
I’m trying to figure out what the hell animal you have because this sounds like the aßholery of a bird, the stimming preferences of a rodent and the unnecessary dramatics of a cat.
Also, what the hell autocorrect is that? I can’t even find that key on my phone
House Of Crows 