vaccuumcleanest:

Step 1) Find Monster Factory

Step 2) Find a McElroy Podcast (usually MBMBAB or TAZ)

Step 3) Furiously consume all McElroy content

Step 4) Enlightened, strive to become a legitimately good person.

Or, as most I know have found it: 

Step 1) Find Sawbones

Step 2) Find another McElroy Podcast

Step 3) Try other McElroy content

Step 4) Kiiiiiiinda wonder how Sydnee puts up with all the craziness