Tag: Threat Level Vampires
But where do they get their nails done because those actually look pretty
It’s clear acrylic and clearcoat if I remember the behind-scenes info correctly
lestat was really petty enough to turn a little girl so that louis would stay w him
he really basically pulled the, “im pregnant so you cant leave me sweaty :)” scheme and i dont know whether to be annoyed or impressed
claudia: you’ve made me a doll forever I’ll never grow up and be a woman
lestat:this is so sad Alexa play despacito
Vampire Chronicles – Fatal Flaw Triangle
(Because why finish nice, wholesome content for your niche fandom when you can just shitpost??)
(Enjoy, kids 😉 )
a concept: vampires sipping blood from those medical bags like capri suns
Lestat: RESPECT the POUCH, Louis. RESPECT IT!
Louis, hiding his face: Oh sweet Satan why
(917): He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he’s definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out
calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in
I think I prefer sire, daddy is …. Uncomfortable
unfortunately this has been decided by the council and it won’t be changed for another 1000 years
well, honey, sometimes when a vampire loves another vampire very much and wants to gaslight him into staying together for 60 years, there is an exchange of blood between the vampire and a mortal child of five years.
Gabrielle: Lestat was diagnosed with SDD at a young age.
Louis: SDD?
Gabrielle: Stupid Dumbass Disorder.
House Of Crows 