phdelicious:

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spreezpz:

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

given the choice between socially unacceptable behavior and death, choose a fistful of ham. every time.

If it helps/you have the energy, plop all the sandwich stuff on a plate and call it “deconstructed”. It works for chefs on cooking shows so why not the rest of us?

If you have them, you can also just dump some crackers on a plate and eat it all together. It’s an hors d’oeuvre and you are FANCY.