petermorwood:

we-are-knight:

“Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; that is your oath.”

— Godfrey of Ibelin, Kingdom of Heaven.

You missed a bit.

Whack! “And that is so you remember it.”

As horribly inaccurate and romanticized as this movie was; seriously the bad history gives me hives ugh; that bit I always liked. And Godfrey.

lenyberry:

lookthatway:

rabidchild67:

stellarbisexual:

blowingwolfgang:

sherokutakari:

platinumsupa:

vermouthea:

calystarose:

fondofsanddunes:

image

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996) 
“Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie – #1 movie on your bday 

OH NO! IT’S…!!!

“Don’t get mad. Get everything.”

First Wives Club

Hook

And all the taglines were bull so we’re going with the one everyone always assumes is the tagline

“To live will be an awfully big adventure.”

hahah guys! The #1 movie the day I was born is Get Shorty, but fiancé and soon to be husbands nickname (that I knew him as for a YEAR before I learnt his real name) …. is Shorty!! This isgreat

when mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!

-mr. mom, 1983

“They’re young, they’re in love…and they kill people.“ 

Bonnie and Clyde

Movies hadn’t been invented yet by the day I was born. Ok, that might not be quite true. “UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU’VE SEEN BEFORE!” (they insisted it be in caps) – House of Wax

“The spirits will move you in odd and hysterical ways.“ – Scrooged

…well that is in fact weirdly accurate.

Love Never Dies. -Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

I mean…..

bemusedlybespectacled:

elfwreck:

olderthannetfic:

actualaster:

shipping-isnt-morality:

betaadamantium:

shipping-isnt-morality:

honestly all discussion of strikethrough and AO3 moderation seems to me to miss the actual point of strikethrough, which is: don’t give any site moderation powers that you wouldn’t be comfortable with homophobes having

“but I’m not comfortable with homophobes having any power!”

👀

This is what drive me nuts about this narrative. They think we’re okay with CP (while also apparently being ignorant to the fact that written and illustrated CP – while abhorrent – are not illegal, at least in America) and ignore the fact that we’re saying “If this particular objectionable thing is censored, The Authorities are going to come after what you love next.”

And we’ve seen it happen time and time again in history. It’s all very, “First they came for…” rhetoric.

The language they’re using is the same as that used by those who condemn homosexuality, just couched a little differently as “won’t somebody think of the children.” Which is weirdly reminiscent of how TERFs frequently spout alt-right rhetoric.

I wonder if there’s a connection there.

I’m reminded of that fable of the horse and the hunter:

A quarrel had arisen between the Horse and the Stag, so the Horse came to a Hunter to ask his help to take revenge on the Stag.

The Hunter agreed, but said: “If you desire to conquer the Stag, you must permit me to place this piece of iron between your jaws, so that I may guide you with these reins, and allow this saddle to be placed upon your back so that I may keep steady upon you as we follow after the enemy.”

The Horse agreed to the conditions, and the Hunter soon saddled and bridled him.

Then with the aid of the Hunter the Horse soon overcame the Stag, and said to the Hunter: “Now, get off, and remove those things from my mouth and back.”

“Not so fast, friend,” said the Hunter. “I have now got you under bit and spur, and prefer to keep you as you are at present”.

we have to assume that any moderation power we give to authorities will be exploited and turned on us. what part of the fiascos of moderation on twitter, Facebook, livejournal, YouTube, Instagram, fanfiction.net, do I need to keep going, has given you the impression that won’t be the case?

For all the kids out there:

This isnt a slippery slope argument. This is something we have literally witnessed REPEATEDLY when it comes to digital spaces and fandom in particular. (To say nothing of pre-internet instances, that is)

This has happened before, multiple times.

Every time people said “it won’t happen THIS time” IT DID.

So unless you want to only be able to have 100% EC (for early childhood) rated content with no violence, no even romance (kissing not just sex because kissing leads to Impure Thoughts), zero content that isnt straight and cis…

Then shut up, sit down, and take to heart that if one doesn’t pay attention to history they are doomed to repeat it.

That’s what’s so galling about it all: These aren’t vague hypotheticals from the distant past. They’re things that happened in fandom, recently, to people who are talking about them on Tumblr.

Also: Part of the reason for the OTW’s structure, for the nonprofit org, was to make it very very difficult for policy changes that clashed with their original goals. No one person can decide, “I’m now going to remove all the fic I think is truly disgusting.” No one person, no pair of friends, can decide, “you people are all assholes so I’m taking down the archive.” 

Responsibility and authority are both distributed. There is no easy option for a right-wing group to take control – officers have to be volunteers for a while before they can run.There is no way for someone to get upset and delete the fics by their ex-girlfriend. (Well, there is, but it’s easy to restore; the people with delete powers aren’t the people who control archiving and backups.) 

And this is deliberate, because everyone involved in the early stages of the OTW had seen these things happen, more than once, in several fandoms, on several platforms. And they said: Not this time. 

We will make it resilient, even if that costs us in flexibility, in responsiveness, in richness of features. We are building this to last. No more takedowns based on whatever’s trendy to hate this week.

There’s something called the Original Position Fallacy, which I think is apt here. It’s when you make decisions that are in favor of a particular group by assuming that you are included in that group, even though that might not be the case. To give an example: 

Imagine that you’re in a room full of people, all of whom are wearing a blue or red shirt. You are blindfolded, so you don’t know what color your shirt is. A person in the room suggests that everyone wearing a red shirt will get a fantastic dessert, and everyone wearing a blue shirt will get nothing. A vote is called and the voting is split 50/50 – your vote is the tiebreaker.

  • Some people might think, “I might be wearing a blue shirt. Out of nothing but my own self-interest, I vote no.” (This is what John Rawls, who created the “original position” thought experiment, is describing)
  • Some people might think, “It’s wrong for red shirts to get something and blue shirts to get nothing, and it’s unfair regardless of what color my shirt is, so I vote no.”
  • But some people might assume that they are wearing a red shirt, and vote yes because they believe that they will get the promised dessert; it doesn’t occur to them that they might get nothing. That’s the fallacy.

This happens all the time. It’s an incredibly common fallacy and very easy to fall into. If you’ve ever thought, “It’d be nice to live in the Middle Ages,” while thinking about the life of royalty, you’re assuming that you would be royalty instead of the statistically-more-likely occupation of serf – same with saying it would be great to live in the Harry Potter universe, without ever considering that even in that universe, most people are Muggles with no knowledge of magic at all.

So if you’re thinking, “Of course there should be sweeping powers to police fanfic to prevent bad things,” you’re assuming that you (or people like you) will be in the policing group and people unlike you will be policed. You’re also assuming everyone else who’ll be in power will have the same limits as you and the same understanding of what the bad things are. 

This is not unique to fic. This is inherent to most systems, from Terms of Service to the Constitution. And we can discuss how much of it is a real fear and how much of it is baseless, and how far ahead you need to able to think, but in this case, it’s not a hypothetical or a thought experiment, but something that is incredibly real and recent. 

ink-splotch:

yer a wizard, dudley

Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant’s fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

“Apologies,” Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. “I wasn’t sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I’ve come to deliver this,” she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, “because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

“And I’ve come to deliver this,” she added, pulling out a second letter, “because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort.”

The Dursleys did not look comforted, nor did they sound it once they opened their mouths. Dudley rubbed sleep from his eyes while Harry retreated to a corner out of everyone’s reach to open his letter (finally) and read through it. When he looked up again, Uncle Vernon’s rifle had turned into a rubber chicken and the professor was almost yelling.

“Your son has magic,” Minerva snapped. She had just come from a little family of Muggle dentists, who had taken notes on everything she told them, and their bushy-haired daughter, who had stared up at her with big hungry eyes and asked questions at breakneck speed. After that, this was not just exhausting but almost insulting.  "Whether or not you want him to be, Dudley is magic. If we do not teach him to handle it, it will still happen.“

“I want to go,” said Harry, very softly.

Minerva couldn’t decide whether to go softer or more fierce. “Of course you will, Mr. Potter, if I have to escort you myself.”

“We won’t– we won’t allow–” Vernon began to bluster, but Dudley was watching Harry’s set face. His little eyes squinted.

“Dudley is not–”

“If Harry gets to go,” said Dudley at the top of his sizeable lungs.

“Dudley,” Vernon snapped, so Dudley raised his voice even higher to announce, “Then I do, too.”

“But Duddikins–”

Dudley’s face was going red. Harry moved quietly out of his radius and Minerva watched him go. “It’s not fair, you can’t stop me, I’m not gonna sit and learn dumb maths while he does magic–”

“Don’t say that word!”

Neither of you is going–”

Dudley bellowed, no words, just sound, drowning out his parents. Harry watched the rain out the window. Minerva had known James Potter. She had known him well, in war and in peace, from behind a teacher’s desk and beside him in the trenches. This eleven year old looked very little like the grinning boy she’d so often scolded– but he looked a bit like the young man she’d later had the privilege of fighting alongside.

McGonagall drew close to Petunia as Vernon tried to muffle Dudley’s hollers with big hands and wheedling promises. “Mrs. Dursley, you may not be aware, but every letter to the Hogwarts admissions office goes through me, and has for decades.” Petunia’s bony face snapped up to meet Minerva’s eyes. “Including those sent with stamps.”

Petunia was pale, her fists claws at her sides. “Childish– those were childish, absurd wishes–”

“He is a child,” said Minerva. “He’s magical. Let him have this.”

Dudley took a breath and let out another bellow, kicking at his father’s shin.

Minerva tried not to wince. She tried to mean it. “Let him have the chances you didn’t.” Petunia’s gaze shifted away to the ground. Minerva reached out for the other woman’s elbow, her bony fingers as gentle as she could force them to be, which wasn’t very. “Don’t hate him for it, Ms. Dursley.”

“I would never,” Petunia snapped, raising her eyes in a swift, angry jerk, but Minerva had known Lily Evans, too.

Once Minerva had convinced Petunia and Dudley’s caterwauling had convinced Vernon, she set up an appointment date and time to take them to Diagon Alley the next week and left them to their impromptu seaside vacation. She napped on their back porch in Animagus form the day they were meant to meet her, watching with a cat’s focused patience as they piled into the car, snapping at each other. She’d sent them two follow-up reminders by the blandest owl she could lay her hands on.

In the Leaky Cauldron, Vernon cornered Minerva up against a table. She didn’t move a step backward, achingly resisting returning to her schoolgirl ways and transforming him to a lizard.

“If you’re not back from this– this Alley– with Dudley within the hour, I’m calling Scotland Yard.” He put his finger in Minerva’s face, and he miraculously remained human-shaped. Sometimes Minerva impressed even herself. “I have a direct line to one of their superiors. We provided the drills for their latest expansion, and I will not hesitate to call in favors.” Then he stomped off to get himself a drink.

Minerva raised her eyebrows at Raul, behind the bar, whose Head of House she had been for seven years, conveying quietly her expectation that any drink Vernon gulped down would have a generous dollop of frog spawn, and that Raul would charge him extra for it, too.

Dudley started gaping and didn’t stop as she led the boys into Gringotts and changed some of Dudley’s Muggle money for Knuts and Sickles. She watched his little beady eyes tick through an interested count of the little piles moving across the wood. A watery blue, they looked just like his father’s in his pink, squashed face. Minerva apologized briskly to Grelda, the Gringotts receptionist who watched Dudley while Minerva took Harry to his parents’ vault, and promised her some grateful banana bread at their next poker night.

While they clattered through the darkness of Gringotts’s underbelly, Minerva asked Harry about his hobbies, the latest books he’d read, and got brief answers– he was more interested in staring over the edge of the cart, gaze chasing after a glimpse of dragon fire. She nodded and let the silence sit between them as they bounced and screeched toward the Potters’s vault.

When Harry climbed out of the cart, all knees and elbows, she followed, thinking about book lists and schedules, maybe a new set of clothes. The chill of the underground clung to her ankles. She twisted the key in her pocket.

Minerva didn’t expect it to matter to her, the piles of coins that appeared when the vault door wicked away into smoke. It was metal, dead and cold– no, not dead, never even living. This was an errand run, like fetching her mail or a bottle of milk.

But Harry was standing there in his ratty hand-me-downs, and this had been left to him.

Galleons glittered in the dim light. This had been Lily’s, and James’s, and Minerva remembered when they had been as small as the child hesitating before her, staring.

“I knew them.” The words were fluttering behind the ridge of her teeth, and she didn’t say them.

Harry was eleven years old, just barely, and every child in the wizarding world knew his name. Only the tips of his fingers peeked out from the sagging sleeves of his sweater.

Minerva didn’t say, “I took Lily from her family’s house, with its greenish carpet, its lacey kitchen curtains, and big backyard. She wasn’t much bigger than you, and I walked her down this street and picked out her books and her robes and her cauldron, and I never gave her back.

“You’ve got her eyes,” she didn’t say, “but not the ones from back then, finding out magic was real for the first time. You’ve got her eyes from the end, from the last days. Not a single Evans came to her funeral, but I did.”

“Well, Mr. Potter? We have a lot to do,” she said instead, and helped him gather some fistfuls of Galleons into a pouch.

At the equipment shop, Harry looked like he might ask for a solid gold cauldron until Dudley shouldered past him and demanded one himself. At that, the smaller boy peeled away in disgust and found a pewter one. “No,” Minerva said to Dudley, and hauled him along by the shirtsleeve.

Dudley parroted his father’s words about robes, but he ran his grubby fingers over every cloth in Madame Malkin’s until Minerva made him sit. He wrinkled his nose at the smell of the Owl Emporium but ended up shrieking, rolling, and pounding his heels on the street when Minerva refused to buy him an owl.

“Apply to your parents,” she told him sternly. She cast a Silencing Charm and sat with him, reviewing the shopping list, until he was done yelling.

She returned them in exactly sixty minutes. Dudley, sulking, went straight for his mother, towing his sack of new possessions behind him.

“I will see you all at Platform 9 and 3/4s at promptly 10:45 a.m. on September 1st.”

“9 and 3/4s?” Vernon scoffed. “There’s no such–”

“It’s approximately three quarters of the way between platforms 9 and 10. I will see you then,” Minerva said and then went off to get a drink from Raul.

Minerva expected Harry to get Gryffindor. He was Lily’s son, after all, and she had seen him stand in that shack with his chin high and tell her he wanted a brave new world. (It never occurred to her, and Harry never told her, that for that wanting the Hat had offered him Slytherin first.)

It was the Dursley boy she expected in green and silver. He was a pudgy, unformed larvae of a child. She’d seen him at age one, screaming for sweets, and then again at eleven, screaming to drown out his father’s protests, and she didn’t really see much difference other than size.

The Hat sat on Dudley’s head for ages while the kid fidgeted and sweated. In the entryway, he’d stuck a finger through the Fat Friar’s translucent robes and ignored Harry talking with a freckly redhead. Minerva wasn’t sure exactly how she felt about Harry falling in automatically with a Weasley– she was hoping this latest one turned out more like Bill or Percy, rather than the twins, but Harry was James’s son. He and Ron already looked inseparable, huddled together in the waiting line of first years.

Dudley kicked his heels against the wooden stool, the Hat slipping down over his watery little eyes. The silence in the Hall was breaking to murmurs as the wait stretched on– Minerva frowned. Was this shallow bully going to be a Hat stall? Between what? Slytherin, and–? Merlin, please not Gryffindor

“RAVENCLAW,” the Hat announced and Minerva almost spat out her mouthful of pumpkin juice.

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ralfmaximus:

jakovu:

saywhat-politics:

When you vote a straight democrat party it changes Beto to Cruz on some machines. If you’re in Texas and voting please RECHECK your answers. If your machine does this, notify someone working at the polling site.

The issue is with specific machines that let you push one button to vote straight-ticket, which is a “feature” that is configured by the people running the machines. 

Essentially they build a small script that tells the machine which checkboxes to check when somebody selects “straight ticket”. When used correctly it’s a nice time-saving feature.

However.

An unethical person might “incorrectly” program the feature to select whomever they want, thus hijacking votes. Of course, when caught, it’s just “a programming error” and nobody goes to jail for tampering.

The workaround is NEVER use the “straight ticket” feature if offered.

Instead, hand-select each vote then verify the results before you submit. It’s seriously not very tedious and has a much higher chance of not being messed with.