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adamisstillinhellthankstoyou:

I fucking love Robert Downey Jr, you can’t make me say something bad about HIM ! #QuinoaLover

“Anthony, you know they were trying to make you look like a jerk, right?”

“Yeah I figured that’s why they asked me.”

“Fortunately I am a delight.”

“And I still owe you for half an hour on that couch.”

“It is a pretty great couch. More quinoa?”

“Don’t mind if I do.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Anthony Mackie on his Life Choices]

(What the fuck kind of press question is that? Kudos to Anthony Mackie for blithely ignoring that they were both trying to smear RDJ and make him himself look like an asshole.)